1. Meet the club
Five hand-drawn characters live on the front of every piece — Bruce Banana, Jammy Toast, Patrick & Patricia Pear and the Blueberry trio. Each one has their own personality and their own wardrobe. You can read their bios over on Meet the club.
2. Pick your pieces
Browse the whole shop or filter by kind (tees, hoodies, totes) or by character. Every piece is designed in-house and hand-pressed in the UK in small batches — heavyweight organic cotton, OEKO-TEX® certified, with original artwork pressed using premium DTF transfers.
3. Each order casts a vote
Every t-shirt or hoodie you buy adds one vote for the character on the front, in the season-long snack-of-the-season poll. The character with the most votes when the season closes gets the front of next season's print, and a very small (very serious) trophy.
4. We hand-pack, then post
Orders are pressed, checked and packed by our small UK team. Ready-to-ship pieces leave the workshop in 5–7 working days. See shipping & returns for the boring-but-important details.
5. You shape the next drop
The poll resets at the end of each season. Whichever character wins becomes the front of the next big print — so the orders you place today shape the wardrobe that little snack-lovers everywhere will be wearing next time round. 🤍